JANICE HOUGH says:
At Miller Park this year, the Milwaukee Brewers will sell “Deep Fried Nachos” – beef and beans, rolled in crushed Doritos, fried on a stick and topped with sour cream and cheese. Fans can presumably buy a package including nacho sticks, a beer, and a turn at the defibrillator.
Italian Priest burning his mouth on hot pizza: “Cheesas Crust!”
A survey done by Skout, a dating network, says people who love grilled cheese have more sex than people who don’t love grilled cheese .
Upon hearing this, Wisconsin passed a law defining marriage as being between a man and a woman or a man and a cheese sandwich. So long as it’s not Velveeta.
Disney to make live-action “Winnie the Pooh.” At first producers wanted Tom Cruise to star. But after watching “Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation” they realized he didn’t know Pooh from Shinola.