GARY BACHMAN says:
Antarctica appears to have set its warmest temperature on record last week: 63.5°F. It was so warm penguins wore tuxedo T-shirts.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Antarctica appears to have set its warmest temperature on record last week: 63.5°F. It was so warm penguins wore tuxedo T-shirts.
My wife is from Italy, and she’s pretty noisy in bed. I call her the Moan-a-Lisa.
Good one, Will!
SMILE!
I’m considering opening a Kosher restaurant in Indianapolis, I suppose that first I’ll have to change their “No gays allowed” sign to “No goys allowed”.
Oy gay!
jerry, guess what I just heard. To win back the gay tourist trade lost with the Religious Freedom Act they’ve changed the official state song to “…Back Door Homo in Indiana…”
Boy Bill,
Now I’ll have to figure out if that’s going to affect how long my salami’s going to hang. I mean, even if it’s the uncut kind it’s going to be difficult to hide that salami from the sausage smugglers.
Salami lovers all agree. Well hung is best.
I agree, any way you slice it.
Ha! Ha! We could write a sit-com.
Castro made a rare public appearance last week. At first the crowd thought it might be Keith Richards visiting Cuba. Then they saw he was walking and talking.
Sir Richard Branson and Chase Bank are ganging up to build a bank on the moon. It’ll be the first bank with no humans. A totally robotic experience. Like getting bread sticks at Olive Garden.
On Opening Day at Yankee Stadium, A-Rod apparently got the loudest ovation of any player when he was introduced. Figures, most comics work nights and had the day off.
Tiger Woods has announced that he is playing the the Masters. And why not? He’ll still have his weekend free.