Better call Saul. — 21 Comments

  1. Antarctica appears to have set its warmest temperature on record last week: 63.5°F. It was so warm penguins wore tuxedo T-shirts.

  2. The Rolling Stones will tour the US again this year. Well not exactly tour. What do you call that screech a walker makes on the floor?

  3. With thanks to Gary Bachman.
    A South African man was so worried his wife was having an affair he glued her vagina shut. Won’t work though. Her boyfriend was the third grade paste eating champion.

  4. Who knew that in modern times something “Going Viral” would be a sign of good vibes? Or at least great, gawking interest…

  5. Dunkin Donuts says they will only use “cage free eggs” moving forward. Att PETA: This only means they will not be putting all their eggs in one basket.

  6. An Italian grandmother is facing charges after two adults and three children fell ill from drinking her hot chocolate, which expired in 1990. The cocoa was so old it was labeled Swiss Mrs.

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