BILL WILLIAMS says:
In Alabama a fetus can now get a court-appointed lawyer. Won’t work! What lawyer will wait nine months to get paid?
BILL WILLIAMS says:
In Alabama a fetus can now get a court-appointed lawyer. Won’t work! What lawyer will wait nine months to get paid?
Justin Bieber, in a USA Today interview – “My life is not easy” “I feel so sorry for him,” said nobody.
McDonald’s is apparently testing a plan to serve breakfast all day long. The experiment will start in San Diego. But really, wouldn’t Colorado be more appropriate?
Good one, Janice!
Antarctica appears to have set its warmest temperature on record last week: 63.5°F. It was so warm penguins wore tuxedo T-shirts.
Kotex makes the best tampons, period.
Careful with that statement Gary, I hear that when you use their products there usually will be strings attached.
My lawyer’s so greedy that, after his client was hanged
My lawyer’s so greedy he owns his own ambulance.
The Rolling Stones will tour the US again this year. Well not exactly tour. What do you call that screech a walker makes on the floor?
With thanks to Gary Bachman.
A South African man was so worried his wife was having an affair he glued her vagina shut. Won’t work though. Her boyfriend was the third grade paste eating champion.
hahahahaha 8^)
Funny, Bill!
Who knew that in modern times something “Going Viral” would be a sign of good vibes? Or at least great, gawking interest…
Dunkin Donuts says they will only use “cage free eggs” moving forward. Att PETA: This only means they will not be putting all their eggs in one basket.
An Italian grandmother is facing charges after two adults and three children fell ill from drinking her hot chocolate, which expired in 1990. The cocoa was so old it was labeled Swiss Mrs.
A near Ms.?
LOL, Will!
Gary Dahl, the inventor of the pet rock, has died. There will now be a moment of stoney silence.
Any bets on what his gravestone is going to look like?
Hey, is Howard’s not updating this site for today one fine April’s fool joke?
Just asking…
Just saying…mine is updated and you are featured jerry.
The NCAA is telling the state of Indiana to straighten up and fly right. Wow. When the NCAA assumes the high ground, you messed up.