GARY BACHMAN says:
I ordered a black coffee at Starbucks and was told, “don’t you mean African American.”
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GARY BACHMAN says:
I ordered a black coffee at Starbucks and was told, “don’t you mean African American.”
The nation’s top restaurants and chefs were nominated for the Academy Awards of the food industry. Each winner will be given an Oscar Mayer.
I went to Colorado and found out grass is selling for around $400/oz. Yikes. I can’t even afford Columbian coffee!
They say your brain is the ultimate sex organ. For S&M fans, you can eat some ice cream too fast.
Ted Cruz doesn’t believe in climate change, evolution or in much science at all. Next he’ll spearhead a movement to repeal the law of gravity.
The BBC fired Jeremy Clarkson from their “Top Gear” show for punching a guy over steak and chips. Apparently the beef was six months short of a moo and the chips were off a really, really old block. Basically, he wasn’t Lovin’ It!
National Geographic ran a story claiming to have found the ruins of a 1,000-year-old lost city. Archaeologists dispute the story, claiming 1,000 years is nowhere near the age of Detroit.
Ouch! By the way, Lego seriously offers a “City Prison Break” set available at Target. It includes 3 minifigures with assorted accessories: an ATV, armored van, handcuffs, a policeman and 2 crooks.