And they’re close to the ground. — 5 Comments

  1. Ted Cruz has announced that he’s running for president, this action has convinced many other people to run, however those people are running for the border we share with Canada.
    By the way, Canada is where Ted allegedly was born and lived before immigrating to America. Ted’s father was himself a Canadian who had immigrated from Cuba, although Ted has yet to provide either a copy of his own birth certificate or any explanation of why he’s so anti immigration.

  2. WHAT I DON’T GET IS AMISH PEOPLE. It’s like they want to live in an extended Twilight Zone episode…”There’s a signpost up ahead, you’ve just entered 18th Century Indiana!” I want to ask them: “What is up with YE?”

  3. They gave Willie Nelson the marijuana memory test to see if pot
    effects the memory. They asked Willie how many states there are.
    He answered two. State of bliss and on your way there.

  4. Angelina Jolie had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed to prevent cancer. She donated them to Michelle Duggar whose parts had worn out.

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