JERRY W says:
Because of doctors orders, I have to sit down to pee. They told me that I shouldn’t lift anything heavy.
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JERRY W says:
Because of doctors orders, I have to sit down to pee. They told me that I shouldn’t lift anything heavy.
What’s a pregnant woman who doesn’t wear panties called? Womb with a view.
10 years ago someone “binging on hulu” would be a perv drooling over a dancer in a grass skirt.
Ottawa Senators goalie Andrew Hammond who is nicknamed “The Hamburglar” is HOT. Ottawa is now 13-1-1 in the last 15 games. Not to be outdone, the Maple Leafs have taken up “Grimace” as their Macdonalds mascot of choice.
Microsoft has announced it will be scrapping Internet Explorer. A new browser with the code name Project Spartan is yet to be named. How about WTF M/S version 1.0?
Will they trade the mouse for a chariot?
Is there a blue fan of death?
What, the puck?
The odds of picking a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. That’s the same odds as Somalia ever hosting and winning an America’s Cup.
A 17 year old woman was bitten by an alligator in Tampa while swimming in a retention pond near a mall. When will people learn? In Florida, gators ORIGINATED the concept of “standing your ground.”
The Oklahoma Thunder announced Kevin Durant has been “removed from basketball activities.” Does that mean they traded him to the Knicks?
Donald Trump says that as President he promises to make the USA ‘so rich’ that Social Security and Medicare won’t need cuts. So is part of the Donald’s strategy for the country to follow his example and declare bankruptcy four times?
What Janice, you mean to tell me that the Donald has declared bankruptcy almost as many times as John McCain has crashed taxpayer paid for jet aircraft? I’m shocked I tell you, just plain shocked.
GM is putting Wifi in some of its cars. So now you can check the Internet to see if your car has been recalled — while you’re driving!
LOL, Jerry W.