TERRY ETTER says:
An Ohio man was arrested after he called 9-1-1 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine. Another person who doesn’t have to worry about zombies eating his brain.
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TERRY ETTER says:
An Ohio man was arrested after he called 9-1-1 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine. Another person who doesn’t have to worry about zombies eating his brain.
I saw my blonde neighbor topless this morning. It may be 54 degrees in Michigan today, but that still seems cool for a convertible.
Disneyland security cameras have filmed a ghost wandering the park at night. Some say it’s the Headless Horseman, but I don’t think so. This guy’s headless all right, but he’s wearing a suit and holding a mouse by the hand.
All this talk about transparency and Hillary’s Emails reminds me of her husband. President Clinton demanded transparency too … In Monica’s tops!
Seventy-two-year-old Harrison Ford crashed his plane last week. He was lucky. Not only did his Depends protect him from unwanted leakage, they acted as a flotation device.
Yahoo asks what’s the difference between brown eggs and white eggs? Brown eggs produce ‘yo mama’ yolks.