If I did it… — 4 Comments

  1. Some Texans say that their state never legally became a part of the United States and was still an independent nation, “The Republic Of Texas”, with its own government, financial system, and a court system run by a Chiropractor. A sigh of relief was heard from the rest of the country and a warning was sent to them: “Don’t let Oklahoma hit you in the ass as you leave America”. Other than Austin most Americans feel that they won’t be missed.

  2. Ever notice that the sign for infinity looks a lot like a figure-eight that’s drunk? Does this bode well for the future?

  3. Fast & Furious 7 is in theaters now. And this one’s a greenie. Seven nerds race to see whose Prius can recharge faster.

  4. North Korean bomb production of 100 in five years is unlikely, says expert. Only NBC could produce that many bombs in five years.

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