WILL the THRILL says:
They say if you lie down with dogs you will get fleas. I slept with an Eskimo woman, who gave me fleece.
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WILL the THRILL says:
They say if you lie down with dogs you will get fleas. I slept with an Eskimo woman, who gave me fleece.
I read that killer whales go through menopause. And I thought my wife was irritable.
A newspaper article said Wisconsin is close to becoming a Right-To-Work state, but what they really meant to say was that it was close to becoming a “Right-To-Work for peanuts” state.
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Kim Kardashian dyed her hair blonde, but if she wants to have her carpet match her drapes she has to shave her head.
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My wife has given up shaving her legs for the Winter. She gives love a bad name: Sasquatch.
I don’t lay down with my dachshund and I don’t get his fleas. But when I’m lying down and he walks across me, his balls drag.
John, watch out for the T-bag.
Hollywood has a new “Supergirl” series in the works. Is the S on her chest for silicone?
Kim Kardashian has gone blonde because she’s always wanted to see if blondes have more fun. Wanting to do it scientifically she got herself a spreadsheet. But being Kim, she put it on her bed.
Atlanta garbage man sentenced to 30 days in jail for picking up trash too early. Easy mistake to make. He thought it was garbage. Turns out “Real Housewives of Atlanta” still had two episodes to go.