I have a Uniball pen. — 10 Comments

  1. The Northern California town of Weed has officially changed their name to, “We Told You So,” California.

  2. The New England Patriots placed the franchise tag on kicker Stephen Gostkowski. I thought it would be the equipment guy that handles the footballs.

  3. In his next movie Arnold Schwarzenegger will play a classical music composer. He told reporters, “I’ll be Bach.”

  4. A report says Hillary Clinton used personal email at the State Department. Apparently, she was corresponding with that Nigerian prince.

  5. They say if you lie down with dogs you will get fleas. I slept with an Eskimo woman, who gave me fleece.

  6. Archeologists found the remains of more than 200 bodies buried underneath a Paris supermarket. Apparently, they shopped til they dropped.

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