JERRY W says:
The correct new name for Mars is Kardashian, earned because its 2 huge moons are always on display.
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JERRY W says:
The correct new name for Mars is Kardashian, earned because its 2 huge moons are always on display.
An image of a dress has sparked debate on its colors. Reminds me of the debate on whether Lady Gaga’s meat dress was beef or pork. #TheDress
I’ve had it with all the craziness surrounding this dress. I don’t see black, blue, white, or gold. I only see red! #TheDress
All this hubbub about a dress and poor Donald Duck still has no pants.
Only Cindy Lauper knows the dress’ true colors.
There is a brand of black rum called The Kraken. My pet octopus tried to fit inside the bottle, and the sucker died of alcohol poisoning.
A missing 100-year-old Picasso painting is discovered in a NYC warehouse. It’s from his cubist period and worth millions. Picasso was the first artist to foresee modern politicians. Two faced.
Scott Walker is harder to pin down than an eel in a butter sculpture.
Disney Bounding: Dressing as your favorite movie character and going to the park. Kim Kardashian tried Vanessa from The Little Mermaid. Ended up looking like the giant squid in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.