To the moon, Alice! — 8 Comments

  1. Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel failed to get a majority of the vote in Tuesday’s election forcing an April runoff. Apparently, there was low voter turnout among blacks, Hispanics, and dead people.

  2. The Hudson River around Manhattan these days is almost completely covered with ice. Winter weary New Yorkers are eagerly looking forward to the days when the coldest thing in the city is once again the Knicks.

  3. The Cleveland Browns have announced a new tweaked helmet with a brighter orange color, and will unveil a new uniform this spring. Unfortunately for Browns fans, the uniforms will still have the same players in them.

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