TC in BC says:
Handwriting experts have analyed A-Rod’s written apology and concluded that he writes like a girl and has a massive ego. Serves him right for getting his ex-squeeze Madonna to pen his apology for him.
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VA Secretary Robert McDonald apologizes for false claim he served in special forces–with Brian Williams and Bill O’Reilly.
A new study suggests that dogs can tell when a human is trying to fool them. In a related story, Brian Williams required five stitches after being bit by his pet schnauzer.
I bought my wife’s birthday sweater at the Goodwill Store. Which didn’t engender much “goodwill” with her.
Stephen Hawking says the greatest threat to the survival of humanity is aggression. That, and speed bumps.
Marijuana is now legal in Alaska. Wow man, Sarah Palin can now see Russian donuts from her porch.
To start their electric car project Apple is offering some Tesla employees a $250,000 signing bonus and 60 percent salary increase. Apple, rotten to the core.
My wife is a big fat liar. Even her Astrology sign is Bull.
So if there’s something fishy about my wife’s business, does that means she’s a Pisces?
I ask this because I’ve always heard that only two things smell like fish, and one of them is fish.
Marijuana is now legal for adults in Alaska. And you thought Sarah Palin was unwilling to finish what she started before.
I wish my wife would stop making fun of my man breasts. My nipples are very sensitive.