JERRY W says:
The nickname for Guantanamo Prison in Cuba is similar to an idea I had to improve my sex life. This hope died when my wife said “What makes you think you’re going to Git-mo”?
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JERRY W says:
The nickname for Guantanamo Prison in Cuba is similar to an idea I had to improve my sex life. This hope died when my wife said “What makes you think you’re going to Git-mo”?
It’s so cold across the country politicians have renamed the Keystone Pipeline the Keystone Hot Water Bottle.
A California woman claims she MAKES $70,000 a month on Etsy. Simple how she does it. Her husband SPENDS $70,000 a month on Etsy.
Jason Biggs will not be back for season three of ‘Orange Is The New Black.’ He will be replaced by John Boehner.
Does this mean they will change the title to “Orange is the new male co-star”?
My name is Will, so I can be William, Bill, Billy, even Willard on a really bad day. Frankly, all these personalities give me…the Willies!
Apple says it’s getting into the car business and plans to produce an electric car by 2020. Of course, it’ll have an operating system that’s not compatible with any other car.
The NFL Combine is going on this week. It’s where pro football prospects are tested on whether they have the skills to be an NFL player — like running, passing, catching, tackling, and dragging girls out of elevators.
Good one, Terry!
I used to have a mind like a steel trap. But now I fear it’s permanently sprung.
U.S. astronauts made renovations to International Space Station for space taxis. Hopefully, black astronauts won’t have a hard time getting a cab.
A Maryland man plows snow with a motorized toilet he has dubbed “Loo-cille.” I think the whole thing is “loo-ny.” Every time he clears a patch of snow he calls it a “plow movement.”