Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. — 15 Comments

  1. A CEO of an international media company spent $300,000 on a Vegas dinner. That will teach him to pick up the check when dining with Chris Christie.

  2. Memo to all players at Yankee Spring Training: Since we are running out of traditional numbers, please submit a request for a “letter or double letter” uniform in case the number you want is unavailable. The letters BB (bat boy); DD (our well endowed left field foul line girl) and FU (in case Randy Johnson comes out of retirement) are already taken.

  3. A government panel says drinking three to FIVE cups of coffee a day will help prevent heart disease, liver cancer, Parkinson and type 2 diabetes. Of course, there may be a heightened risk of injury from bouncing off of walls.

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