GARY BACHMAN says:
There are reports of injuries from people trying to imitate scenes from “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Doctors are seeing fifty shades of black and blue.
GARY BACHMAN says:
There are reports of injuries from people trying to imitate scenes from “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Doctors are seeing fifty shades of black and blue.
A CEO of an international media company spent $300,000 on a Vegas dinner. That will teach him to pick up the check when dining with Chris Christie.
Oops—should be NOT pick up check.
Aquaman never had a girlfriend. He blamed it on perpetual shrinkage.
Maybe he didn’t like the smell of fish?
LOL, Jerry!
There’s much ado about Kim Jong-Un’s new folly-cles. His hair looks like it was cut by Michael J Fox.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has hinted at more executions. The first to die should be his barber.
My wife wears a sleep mask. I like this, because I can pretend that she is someone else.
Old Man Winter needs to retire and move to a condo in Miami.
Memo to all players at Yankee Spring Training: Since we are running out of traditional numbers, please submit a request for a “letter or double letter” uniform in case the number you want is unavailable. The letters BB (bat boy); DD (our well endowed left field foul line girl) and FU (in case Randy Johnson comes out of retirement) are already taken.
TC,
What, no BFD reserved for A-Rod?
Chinese New Year, the year of the Goat. China is lucky, they get the goat only one year. We had Clinton for eight.
Yes, followed by 8 years of the horse.
O.k., make it 8 years of the horse’s ass.
A government panel says drinking three to FIVE cups of coffee a day will help prevent heart disease, liver cancer, Parkinson and type 2 diabetes. Of course, there may be a heightened risk of injury from bouncing off of walls.
Wanna add to the fifty shades of grey? Rig a trapeze in your bedroom.