Washington Redskins coach Jay Gruden named Robert Griffin III as next season’s starting quarterback provided he can recover from injuries sustained from being thrown under a bus.
At least 100 patients may have been exposed to drug-resistant bacteria at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center. Ironic this happened at a hospital named after a man whose favorite word was “well.”
It’s even more ironic than that Gary, the bacteria was first found growing on a trail of bread crumbs that were left on the ground to help Ronnie find his way back to the hospital whenever he was lost or confused, a situation medical professionals referred to as “daily”.
There is a video showing Bruce Jenner talking on a cellphone just before crashing into a woman and causing her death. He was saying, “There’s a woman in front of me that’s got tits just like I….oh damn!”
The nickname for Guantanamo Prison in Cuba is similar to an idea I had to improve my sex life. This hope died when my wife said “What makes you think you’re going to Git-mo”?
A black supermoon will be visible in the sky tonight. Astronomers are calling it Beyonce.
Washington Redskins coach Jay Gruden named Robert Griffin III as next season’s starting quarterback provided he can recover from injuries sustained from being thrown under a bus.
At least 100 patients may have been exposed to drug-resistant bacteria at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center. Ironic this happened at a hospital named after a man whose favorite word was “well.”
It’s even more ironic than that Gary, the bacteria was first found growing on a trail of bread crumbs that were left on the ground to help Ronnie find his way back to the hospital whenever he was lost or confused, a situation medical professionals referred to as “daily”.
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There is a video showing Bruce Jenner talking on a cellphone just before crashing into a woman and causing her death. He was saying, “There’s a woman in front of me that’s got tits just like I….oh damn!”
The Chinese New Year celebrates 2015 as The Year of the Goat. In the United States it seems to be The Year of the Freaking Frozen Goat!
The nickname for Guantanamo Prison in Cuba is similar to an idea I had to improve my sex life. This hope died when my wife said “What makes you think you’re going to Git-mo”?
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Makes sense jerry. Nun-sense.
Gee Bill, no one warned me about how difficult it would be to get in the habit.
It is hard, so wait for no-pants Sunday.
Is that like “Ass-Wednesday”?
You’ve scored a hole in one.
Close Bill, but what I asked Santa for was “one in a hole”,
Have you seen Kim Jong Un’s new hairstyle? How would you describe head trauma?
It’s so cold I kept warm by burning Al Gore books.