WILL the THRILL says:
A bread factory on my street caught fire. Firefighters were too late, so now it’s toast.
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WILL the THRILL says:
A bread factory on my street caught fire. Firefighters were too late, so now it’s toast.
A Calif. ‘bra bandit’ wore stolen bras on his face and chest. Isn’t that a Class DD felony?
Funny. Very nippy today in Michigan!
Thanks, Will!
Identical twin sisters in South Africa married the same man. They were registered at Bed Bath and Beyond Belief.
Just when you thought life could not get worse: I’m listed as an “Alternate” at a Comedy Club Open-Mike. If someone doesn’t show up on the real list, you can have 6 minute’s of stage-time. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I hear that new movie, Fifty Shades of Grey is an art film. The paining of “Moaning Lisa.”
A Chinese woman spent 11 years knitting a sweater. It was a turtle-neck for a giraffe.
“Fifty Shades of Grey” contains bondage restraints, blindfolds, and torture. Dick Cheney saw the movie and had an orgasm.
There are reports of injuries from people trying to imitate scenes from “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Doctors are seeing fifty shades of black and blue.
A Chinese woman spent 11 years knitting a sweater. It was a special order for Chris Christie.