JOHN TURNER says:
A 14-year-old boy broke into Buckingham Palace one night recently and stole Queen Victoria’s underwear. My question is, “where was the nightie-watchman?”
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JOHN TURNER says:
A 14-year-old boy broke into Buckingham Palace one night recently and stole Queen Victoria’s underwear. My question is, “where was the nightie-watchman?”
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