JANICE HOUGH says:
A small drone that crashed on the White House lawn apparently belonged to a “government employee” who said was using it for fun when he lost control of the flying device. You know, they really need to find more to do for Joe Biden.
Madonna exposed her butt on the Grammys red carpet. Unfortunately, that crack is as old as the one in the Liberty Bell.
John Legend is so short he needs a rope and grappling hook to climb in the tub. #Grammys
How short is John Legend? He’s so short that Madonna had to ask him to go up on her.
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LOL, Jerry!
Should be Prince instead of John Legend–he’s much shorter. My bad!
My wife is more than meets the eye. Like an iceberg in a flowered nightgown.
Kenji Ekuan, the designer of the Kikkoman soy sauce bottle has died. A half hour after his funeral was finished his family felt like they wanted to bury him again.
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Salt of the Earth?
No MSG? No BFD!
People say I’m pessimistic. I just prefer to wear the shroud of optimism.
What the Beck was Kanye West thinking? #Grammys
A bread factory on my street caught fire. Firefighters were too late, so now it’s toast.
Social media is abuzz over an exposed ass at the #Grammys. Frankly, I’m sick and tired of reading about Kanye West.
NICE!
Thanks, Will!
Today Is National Pizza Day. It’s gonna be a great day anyway you slice it.
How do we “top” that?
Nice, Will!
A local sales rep, Jamie Schwingeschloegl has never ever tasted coffee. The 39yr old says that when he takes clients to Starbucks, he usually just has water or juice. Further probing reveals that all the family’s disposable income is spent upgrading their “Spellcheck” apps.
Sam Smith enjoyed a dominant sweep at the Grammies. Just wondering: does the term Christopher Cross have any meaning here?
Should a pregnant women be allowed to drive in the carpool lane?
Only if she’s going out for more beer.
Kanye West rushed the stage when Beck got his Grammy and demanded it be given to Beyonce. Typical doting husband. He really meant “bouncy,” pet name for his wife’s butt.
Larry Bird was a white trash-talking legend.
As we approach the premiere of “Fifty Shades of Gray,” expect all sorts of potentially embarrassing moments at the theater. For #1 may I suggest, bringing a date and running into your parents.