TC in BC says:
JC Penney is planning to bring back their “Catalogue” in an effort to boost sales. This is welcoming news to people that own budgies and canaries.
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TC in BC says:
JC Penney is planning to bring back their “Catalogue” in an effort to boost sales. This is welcoming news to people that own budgies and canaries.
I remember my wedding, all too well: Doom and Groom.
A shocking news item on the interweb said that AOL was going to lay off about 150 employees, whats shocking about that report is to find out that AOL is still in business.
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
They say it takes balls to be a Kardashian. And that’s what they’re charging Bruce.
Think they could have got Lance for half the price?
A report confirms Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman. Oh great, deflated balls are back in the headlines.
The controversy surrounding the Patriots has gone on too long. It’s because nobody’s done anything to deflate it.
Raw sewage backed up and sat in puddles at the Phoenix Open. Initially, officials attributed the odor to Tiger Woods stinking up the place.
hahaha The Waste Management Open.
A suspicious package left at a NYC bus station was filled with condoms. Police don’t know who the package belongs to, but they have ruled out any NBA players.
When a clown retires, his replacement has big shoes to fill.
What do Pete Carroll and Mitt Romney have in common? Both chose not to run.
Too bad those Budweiser clydesdales couldn’t save that Nationwide kid.
Nationwide said the sole purpose of the “dead kid” ad was to start a conversation. Mission accomplished–there will be lots of conversing Monday morning when agents get calls from angry customers wanting to cancel their insurance.
An Alabama trucker pulled a tooth while driving, causing an accident and miles-long traffic jam. Hard to believe –someone from Alabama has teeth.
Gary, just to grammatically update this a bit, “Hard to believe – someone from Alabama HAD a tooth”.
Thanks, Jerry!
The groundhog’s full name is “Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Prophet Extraordinary.” Just for fun, next year he should be introduced by John Travolta.
Crazy, Hairy Rob Lowe says there will be six more weeks of winter.
So, I’m dating myself, but can’t help thinking that that the best headline for this week’s storm is “Linus blankets Northeast.”
well, the damn groundhog saw his shadow. so you know what that means. six more weeks of weather forecasts originating from rodents.
Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has reportedly been offered a large extension on his contract. However, head coach Pete Carroll says the team should pass.