JANICE HOUGH says:
Starbucks reported a 16% jump in quarterly profit. Makes sense, interest rates are still low enough that consumers can get inexpensive loans to buy their coffee.
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JANICE HOUGH says:
Starbucks reported a 16% jump in quarterly profit. Makes sense, interest rates are still low enough that consumers can get inexpensive loans to buy their coffee.
Every day people die from accidentally overdosing from a heroin injection, and yet at the same time prison officials have trouble finding cost efficient ways to execute prisoners. Can you connect the dots?
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Melissa Rivers is suing the clinic where her mother Joan died saying, ‘No family should have to go through what we did.’ Unclear on what she meant. Throat surgery or one of Joan’s stand-up routines.
French parents wanted to name their child Nutella. Let’s pray that name doesn’t spread.
Of the five US cities with the highest recycling rates, four are in California. Of course, no city does more recycling than Hollywood.
My wife got kicked out of a ritzy grave-yard. A sign warned “Nothing artificial,” and her boob-job didn’t pass muster.
Scientists have discovered a planet with rings 200 times bigger than Saturn’s. They have named the planet Beyonce.
A small drone that crashed on the White House lawn this morning apparently belonged to a “government employee” who said was using it for fun when he lost control of the flying device. You know, they really need to find more to do for Joe Biden.