BILL WILLIAMS says:
Kim Kardashian’s game,“Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” has been falling, falling, falling from number one last summer to near the bottom last week. She’s just in front of, “AirAsia: Oops!.”
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My wife bought me a Ninja Blender. The settings are Stealth, Black Belt, and Spinning Star of Death. I just want to mix-up food, not fight with it.
Thousands of years ago men had breasts; imagine if they still did. Men’s T-shirts would boast, “Hey, my boobs are down here!” Breast-feeding in public would be mandatory. Bill Cosby would have raped Brad Pitt.
On “CBS This Morning” Joe Biden said, “Having been a receiver, I like a softer ball.” Ok, but Joe how do you feel about deflated footballs?
Email ad for the Westminster Kennel show “See your favorite dogs for this February only $30.” Of course New York bargain hunters can wait six weeks and get cheap seats for the Mets.
Starbucks reported a 16% jump in quarterly profit today. Makes sense, interest rates are still low enough that consumers can get inexpensive loans to buy their coffee.