GARY BACHMAN says:
A camel trampled two people to death on a Texas farm. He was pushed over the edge by those stupid “hump day” jokes.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A camel trampled two people to death on a Texas farm. He was pushed over the edge by those stupid “hump day” jokes.
At the beginning of this year I said that t.v. talk show host Ellen doesn’t know dick. Some people misunderstood me, I didn’t mean that she was ignorant, only that she doesn’t know dick, first hand (so to speak) or otherwise.
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Gangsters are mildly disturbing, but a Mafia of Moms is a truly frightening thing.
New England Patriots accused of using deflated balls. Wouldn’t surprise me if there are players on steroids.
If anyone needs any roofing materials, contact Terry Bradshaw. He’s got shingles.
For the modern look I prefer aluminum siding, or maybe stucco.
I went to a bar where they had Beer Nuts. I told the bartender: “Hey, I’m an Alcoholic. You got any Cola Nuts?”
Save your money and try the Deer nuts Will, they’re under a buck.
It’s a fast-paced reality show with hilarity meeting pathos when a bee and fly swap jobs. Watch it on A&E, “Honey Doo-Doo.”
A teen girl says she’s marrying her father, moving to New Jersey and having his babies. EWW!!! say her friends. Moving to New Jersey.
Good one, Bill!
“The View,” Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell fight all the time. On the BBC they call it, “Two Fat Ladies Who Can’t Cook.”
A study found that women with fat bottoms have more intelligent children. So I guess that means Kim Kardashian’s child will be another Einstein.
Barack Obama’s State of the Union address will be followed by interviews with three YouTube stars. Can’t wait to hear what insightful questions are asked of the president by that cat that plays the piano.
The KKK attacked Martin Luther King Day. I can’t understand why when they can take advantage of all those white sales.
A porn movie is being made that’s inspired by “American Sniper.” It too will have lots of head shots.