JERRY W says:
HBO has announced plans for a new t.v. series based on the old sit-com “The Odd Couple”, this time it will star Anne Heche and Amy Poehler as a mis-matched couple who live in a messy apartment, it will be called “The Bi-Poehler Disorder”.
The flu vaccine is only 23 percent effective this season. Since only about 1 in 5 shots succeed, it’s been nicknamed the New York Knicks vaccine.
My wife and I have strong chemistry between us. Strychnine and Night Shadow.
No non-whites were nominated for acting Oscars. This year’s Academy Awards telecast will be sponsored by Starbucks, Prius, and Banana Republic.
When she was a girl, my daughter collected Trolls. Now she attracts them on-line.
Kim Kardashian’s game,“Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” has been falling, falling, falling from number one last summer to near the bottom last week. She’s just in front of, “AirAsia: Oops!.”
NBC’s advertising fees for the Super Bowl are $4 million a minute. Actually, that’s not too far out of line. In a good year, that’s what Bill Cosby paid his pharmacist.
The Marlboro Man has died. He was 85. I know it sounds grisly, but it is what he wanted. His head twisted off and thrown in the recycle bin and his body ground under the toe of a vintage Tony Lama Cowboy boot.
No non-whites were nominated for acting Oscars. People who tune in will think they’re watching the Country Music Awards.