JANICE HOUGH says:
O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy, which was stolen in a 1994 USC burglary, has just been recovered. O.J. has immediately petitioned for parole so he can hunt for the real burglars.
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NY Jets RB Chris Johnson was arrested last night in Orlando and charged with open carry of a firearm. This may not be what the Jets had in mind for having higher caliber players in the offseason.
So George Zimmerman’s latest arrest was allegedly for throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend. Shocking. With wine involved, I would have expected a box.
Good one, Janice!
I’ll be doing my first stand up this spring so I asked my wife for advice. She said to just “let it flow.” So it looks like I’ll be wearing Depends.
I’ll be doing my first STAND UP this spring…
bout time u got off ur ass!!! hahaha
Today is National Clean Off Your Desk Day. I would, but the cleaning lady prefers a hotel bed.
The winner for Best Foreign Language film started out as a Crimean movie before it was annexed by Russia.
Must admit that I was captivated by Reese Witherspoon’s Golden Globes.
A bored office worker quit his job to become a full-time zombie. So basically he traded one dead-end job for another.
Travolta is back on TV after 30 years, as Robert Shapiro in People v O.J. Simpson. John doesn’t get to utter the famous, “If the gloves don’t fit you must acquit.” But he does get to say, “You’re toast, Juice!”
Argentine government warns female tourists they are out of Tampons. But not to worry says “Wild” star Reese Witherspooon. Just rinse the old one in OxiClean and hang on your belt till dry.
Today is National Clean Off Your Desk Day except for John Fox for whom it is National Clean OUT Your Desk Day.
I don’t get American Indians. They always have to wait for a table because they don’t like reservations.
And How!!
An Idaho prosecutor issued an arrest warrant for a 9-year-old boy accused of stealing gum. Police say Bazooka Joe is armed and dangerous.