Did he find it in Vegas? — 15 Comments

  1. NY Jets RB Chris Johnson was arrested last night in Orlando and charged with open carry of a firearm. This may not be what the Jets had in mind for having higher caliber players in the offseason.

  2. I’ll be doing my first stand up this spring so I asked my wife for advice. She said to just “let it flow.” So it looks like I’ll be wearing Depends.

  3. Travolta is back on TV after 30 years, as Robert Shapiro in People v O.J. Simpson. John doesn’t get to utter the famous, “If the gloves don’t fit you must acquit.” But he does get to say, “You’re toast, Juice!”

  4. Argentine government warns female tourists they are out of Tampons. But not to worry says “Wild” star Reese Witherspooon. Just rinse the old one in OxiClean and hang on your belt till dry.

  5. An Idaho prosecutor issued an arrest warrant for a 9-year-old boy accused of stealing gum. Police say Bazooka Joe is armed and dangerous.

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