Did someone said “Woodpecker”?

Posted on January 10, 2015 by howie999January 4, 2015

BILL WILLIAMS says:

A 74-year-old Albuquerque woman finally got sex change surgery last month after wanting it all her life. She’s now leaving the toilet seat up and lovin’ it!

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Did someone said “Woodpecker”? — 16 Comments

Gary Bachman on January 10, 2015 at 12:05 am said:

Oregon freshman wide receiver Darren Carrington has been suspended for Monday night’s College Football Playoff Championship Game due to a failed drug test. Looks like he will be a sitting Duck.

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Gary Bachman on January 10, 2015 at 1:55 am said:

A British fraudster admitted selling counterfeit bottles of booze containing human urine and feces. People who drank the liquor got shit-faced.

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Gary Bachman on January 10, 2015 at 5:07 am said:

Miley Cyrus’ LA house was burglarized for the third time in little more than a year. It’s sad that property was taken from her that she twerked so hard for.

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jerry www on January 10, 2015 at 5:18 am said:

If I admitted to becoming aroused to a happy ending by sexy women who danced around shaking their Kardashian sized butts in the air, will people call me a “Twerk-Off”?

http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com

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Will the Thrill on January 10, 2015 at 6:24 am said:

Women tend to laugh more, cry more, and lie more. Men just want to know when the game is on, and if there’s more beer.

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Will the Thrill on January 10, 2015 at 9:55 am said:

The top flew off our blender, so now the kitchen is 50 shades of Grey Poupon.

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- Jerry www on January 10, 2015 at 10:26 am said:
  
  Poupon the walls? That happens a lot in the zoo’s monkey cages.
  
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  - Will the Thrill on January 10, 2015 at 10:57 am said:
    
    *French monkeys, maybe.
    
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    - Jerry www on January 10, 2015 at 11:38 am said:
      
      French monkeys? No need to repeat yourself Will.
      
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      - Will the Thrill on January 10, 2015 at 11:45 am said:
        
        Oui agree…
Gary Bachman on January 10, 2015 at 11:05 am said:

It’s so cold Don Lemon stirred up controversy just to get in hot water.

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- Jerry www on January 10, 2015 at 11:42 am said:
  
  An oldie..
  It was so damn cold that the politicians dug their hands deep in their own pockets.
  
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Will the Thrill on January 10, 2015 at 11:47 am said:

My wife bought me an 18-disk audio book of “Moby Dick” to keep me “busy” in bed. What can I do, spout-off about it?

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- Jerry www on January 10, 2015 at 12:20 pm said:
  
  I think Ron Jeremy’s nick name is Moby Dick, like the sperm whale.
  
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Will the Thrill on January 10, 2015 at 2:32 pm said:

It was a mystery what to buy my wife for her Birthday. My daughter suggested a gift-card to a shoe store. Brilliant! The game is afoot!

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Gary Bachman on January 10, 2015 at 11:25 pm said:

George Zimmerman was arrested for throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend. He pleaded self-defense — she tried to serve him Boone’s Farm.

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