BILL WILLIAMS says:
A 74-year-old Albuquerque woman finally got sex change surgery last month after wanting it all her life. She’s now leaving the toilet seat up and lovin’ it!
BILL WILLIAMS says:
A 74-year-old Albuquerque woman finally got sex change surgery last month after wanting it all her life. She’s now leaving the toilet seat up and lovin’ it!
Oregon freshman wide receiver Darren Carrington has been suspended for Monday night’s College Football Playoff Championship Game due to a failed drug test. Looks like he will be a sitting Duck.
A British fraudster admitted selling counterfeit bottles of booze containing human urine and feces. People who drank the liquor got shit-faced.
Miley Cyrus’ LA house was burglarized for the third time in little more than a year. It’s sad that property was taken from her that she twerked so hard for.
If I admitted to becoming aroused to a happy ending by sexy women who danced around shaking their Kardashian sized butts in the air, will people call me a “Twerk-Off”?
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Women tend to laugh more, cry more, and lie more. Men just want to know when the game is on, and if there’s more beer.
The top flew off our blender, so now the kitchen is 50 shades of Grey Poupon.
Poupon the walls? That happens a lot in the zoo’s monkey cages.
*French monkeys, maybe.
French monkeys? No need to repeat yourself Will.
Oui agree…
It’s so cold Don Lemon stirred up controversy just to get in hot water.
An oldie..
It was so damn cold that the politicians dug their hands deep in their own pockets.
My wife bought me an 18-disk audio book of “Moby Dick” to keep me “busy” in bed. What can I do, spout-off about it?
I think Ron Jeremy’s nick name is Moby Dick, like the sperm whale.
It was a mystery what to buy my wife for her Birthday. My daughter suggested a gift-card to a shoe store. Brilliant! The game is afoot!
George Zimmerman was arrested for throwing a wine bottle at his girlfriend. He pleaded self-defense — she tried to serve him Boone’s Farm.