TERRY ETTER says:
Toymaker Hasbro is in damage control mode because one of its Play-Doh toys is shaped like a penis. One thing they could do is sell the toy under a new name: Dil-Doh.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Toymaker Hasbro is in damage control mode because one of its Play-Doh toys is shaped like a penis. One thing they could do is sell the toy under a new name: Dil-Doh.
Kirstie Alley guest starred on the t.v. show “The Middle” last night. In this episode she demonstrated how the Goodyear Blimp could fit inside the trunk of a Toyota if you have a large industrial strength Spanx.
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Sweat acid Jerry. Fiiine.
A study found that brain scans could predict future behavior. So we have no clue what Congress will do.
A cat survived being shot through the head with an arrow. Authorities are investigating. So far the chief suspect is Sitting Bulldog.
Bill Gates drinks water made from human fecal matter. Looking forward to the day when you can buy Perrier and Derriere.
After a tough life of veil-wearing, home-bound and limited-opportunity, Arabic women must be promised quite an after-life. What? Reincarnation as a man?
You know Will, with that kind of attitude you’ll never have another gig in Dearbornistan.
You got that covered, Jerry!
Excellent, Will!
Muchos thanke.
Manila officers will wear adult diapers for the pope’s visit. This is not all that unusual–the Secret Service wears Depends whenever Joe Biden speaks.
Cousin Lurd says: “Hawaii is great. But what’s the deal with all the Hawaiians? They’re like, everywhere.”
Who, Lou?
A low ha, not that a stand up comic wants to hear that…
Beats The Sound of Silence. Flank Steak Society was in the audience last night…talk about a tough crowd!
New York women are complaining about “manspreading,” men sitting with their legs wide apart taking up too much space on the subway. Not to be confused with Taylor Swift’s dating habits.
Jonathan Cheban, best friend of Kim Kardashian is opening a chain of burger joints called Burger Bandit. Try the “Kim Burger.” A Botox patty generously slathered with olive oil served between two magnificent buns.
Today, possibly the worst day of my life? I was at Rite Aid getting Extra Strength Tylenol for my wife. The clerk (girl about 25) said, “I like your outfit. Everything matches.” I said I like your tits, in my mind. Am I now officially a senior citizen?
It was so cold Ndamukong Suh stepped on hot coals.