GARY BACHMAN says:
A California couple exchanged vows at Costco. Each promised to love, honor, and buy in bulk. They were then bombarded with 20 pounds of rice.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A California couple exchanged vows at Costco. Each promised to love, honor, and buy in bulk. They were then bombarded with 20 pounds of rice.
A 74-year-old Albuquerque, New Mexico, woman got a sex change. She knew she identified with men when she starting wearing slacks pulled up to her armpits.
Women smell nicer than men. The Venus Fly Trap exudes a nice scent, too, so draw your own conclusions.
My wife bought me a book entitled “1,000 Recipes to Try Before You Die,” and for some reason she is starting at 999. Man, “Salted Duck Chocolate Pudding?” just kill me now.
Cousin Lurd says: “The only time you can believe a politician is when he says his opponent is a lying thief.”
Krispy Kreme founder William Rudolph died last week at age 95. He started way back in 1937 with the idea of getting thugs off the streets. That’s why the original name was “Cop Cakes.”
A 74-year-old Albuquerque woman finally got sex change surgery last month after wanting it all her life. She’s now leaving the toilet seat up and lovin’ it!
I was returning a Christmas present and ran into a guy returning exactly what I wanted. Amazingly I was returning exactly what he wanted. So we swapped. Next year the new wives will get us exactly what we want.
Oregon has been named the top moving destination in the United States for the second year in a row. Colorado and Washington are also high on the list.
Two Indianapolis men have been arrested for stealing Crest teeth-whitening products. Police discovered the stolen items during a strip search.
A man is accused of stealing artificial teeth. Police believe it was an incisor job.
Did the police catch him because they had an undercover molar working in his gang?
LOL,Jerry!
Two men were arrested in New York for stealing over $10,000 of Crest White Strips. No details were immediately available about the men, but a pretty safe bet they weren’t British