Cute. — 12 Comments

  1. Statistically, 38% of gifts are returned during the Holidays. The play-off-bound Detroit Lions would be thrilled with a return rate like that.

  2. I’ve been thinking about a Sex Change. I’d like to have sex, for a change.

    My New Year’s resolutions are already wrecked. I woke up this morning, and I was still ME.

  3. Porsche is planning an all-electric car to compete with Tesla. It’s a whole new market share for Porsche. Nerds going through a mid-life crisis who live in the parents basement but still have a garage.

  4. New wireless mouse called “Flow” offers more sensitive control by moving your hand round and round and up and down. Long-time bachelor geeks will know exactly what I’m talking about.

  5. Christina Aguilera reportedly cussed out Mickey Mouse at Disneyland. Ironically, she got her start on the Mickey Mouse Club. Talk about biting the paw that feeds you.

  6. The Detroit Lions’ Ndamukong Suh was suspended for stomping on Aaron Rodgers–twice. Suh would be a perfect contest for Dancing with the Stars–he already has mastered the two-step.

  7. Fox News sexy host Anna Kooiman speculated the metric system brought down the AirAsia plane. I don’t know about her analysis, but I wouldn’t mind joining the 1.609344 Kilometer High Club with her. 

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