That big booty took a lot of paint. — 15 Comments

  1. The Mars Curiosity Rover sent back reports of a tenfold increase in methane gas, NASA said about Mars that “It’s living and breathing and giving off little spurts of methane…”. The funny thing is, they could have saved a lot of money and gotten the same results just by having it follow along closely behind me.

  2. Jeb Bush says he might run for president in 2016. But he won’t. After all, his brother’s the one who told us, “The U.S. does not torture people.”

  3. Islamic militants bought an American plumber’s old truck and are using it in Syria. When they aren’t killing Kurds,they’re removing turds.

  4. My wife reads tons of Romance Novels about lusty Counts and buxom Countesses. I bought her a Kindle for Christmas, which I proudly gave her early. Sharon rejected the gift indignantly, saying the plastic device made reading her sexy, purple prose seem “so artificial.”

  5. Elton John is to marry his longtime partner David Furnish on Dec 21. Elton is going to need some viagra on his wedding night if he plans on being the “Rocket Man.”

    • Inside sources say that he’ll be singing “Don’t let your son go down on me”.

      In a related story, Elton is pushing to have “I’m still standing” be the theme song for new Viagra commercials.

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