TERRY ETTER says:
The Secret Service must be doing a lousy job. I mean, if they’re secret, how come we know about them?
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TERRY ETTER says:
The Secret Service must be doing a lousy job. I mean, if they’re secret, how come we know about them?
Joan Rivers left a 150 million dollar behind. No kidding, that’s what she spent on derriere lifts.
North Korea has no Internet. You know what that means? No Grumpy Cat.
I work as a Kindergarten Intervention Teacher. Last week two girls were fighting over Legos, so I told them if they didn’t knock it off, Santa would bring them Barbies instead of Bratz dolls.
A Swedish man was crowned Memory World Champion. I can’t believe the winner wasn’t a married woman.
Angelina Jolie has the chicken pox. The disease could spread to hundreds of men, women, and children–and that’s just in her household.
I don’t really do anything for a living. I work at a retail furniture store on straight commission, and die a little bit every day.
Hey, why did the nerd throw the iPad out the window? *He wanted to see Flappy Bird fly.
Scientists are blaming global warming for the tornado that ruined LA last Friday. Obviously they haven’t seen “Terminator Genisys.”
A bill to protect the Great Lakes from Asian carp has been introduced in the House. Apparently, the Asian carp have been eating all the catfish.
NASA is letting people name the craters of Mercury. I want to name one after Pee Wee Herman–Master Crater.