No jokes about balls, please. — 10 Comments

  1. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Ky; Jelly) has openly denounced the CIA torture investigation, saying it served “no purpose whatsoever”.
    This is funny because it would be difficult to find anyone more known for serving no purpose whatsoever than Mitch “Turtle head” McConnell.

  2. Scientific American reports that Louisiana is sinking faster than any other shoreline on the planet. Residents could care less as they are bemoaning the fact that the 2014 New Orleans Saints have totally sunk.

  3. More than 300 workers were laid off today at Sea World in Orlando. They were happy to be let go as the workers described their management as slippery, slimy and smelly.

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