WILL the THRILL says:
31 years ago I was Groom of Franken-bride. If I’d been smarter, I would’ve taken one look at her neck and bolted.
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WILL the THRILL says:
31 years ago I was Groom of Franken-bride. If I’d been smarter, I would’ve taken one look at her neck and bolted.
In order to manage tasks more effectively, each week Bill Cosby creates a “To Do” list.
Gary, wouldn’t that be a “Whom To Do list?”
You’re right, Bill!
I went to Copenhagen, and Damned if I could see what was supposed to be so “Wonderful” about it.
Police in Houston are on the hunt for a man and his infant son after the boy’s mother was found dead in a refrigerator in her apartment. Police are treating this as a cold case.
Growing up I wanted to marry a woman that looked like voluptuous Jessica Rabbit. Instead, I settled for a hare-brained bitch who resembles Cruella DeVille. Woof!
(Half-waay thru the Whiskey bottle)
Stop looking at me.
Stop looking at me!!
Stop looking at me you fucking cat!!
England’s Prince William and his wife are visiting President Obama in Washington this week. The president took a whole day out of his busy schedule of doing nothing with Congress to do nothing with the royal couple.
Arnold Schwarzenegger says his son Patrick’s new girlfriend Miley Cyrus is very cute. But she’s definitely not maid to order.
I had my 2013 Buick serviced today. They gave me a nice calendar for 2015 with 12 nice vintage pics of GM vehicles. I asked if there was anything special about the cars depicted – the guy told me that none of them were ever recalled.