TC in BC says:
Budweiser will be removing the Clydesdales from their ads. Their ad agency said the horses just couldn’t compete with Kim Kardashian ASSets.
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TC in BC says:
Budweiser will be removing the Clydesdales from their ads. Their ad agency said the horses just couldn’t compete with Kim Kardashian ASSets.
A lion stopped traffic on a South African bridge. The lion was given the name Christie.
A New York artist has designed a “Pizza Bed” with sheets designed to look like a pizza. I bought one and kept tossing in my sleep.
My Canadian-born wife used to have major style. Now she just bugs me for “Cash, Aye?”
California is experiencing its worst drought in 1200 years. Lindsay Lohan is doing her part to conserve water. She’s drinking her vodka straight instead of on the rocks.
My wife is like the force of gravity. She is always bringing me DOWN.
alternate punchline
Budweiser will be removing the Clydesdales from their ads. The horses want to get butt enhancement surgery after viewing the latest viral internet picture of Kim Kardashian.