WILL DURST says:
The Red Sox could go unscored upon in 2015. With Panda at 3rd and Big Papi at 1st, who’s going to be able to escape their gravitational force and make it to 2nd?
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WILL DURST says:
The Red Sox could go unscored upon in 2015. With Panda at 3rd and Big Papi at 1st, who’s going to be able to escape their gravitational force and make it to 2nd?
Taylor Swift and Ryan Seacreast ‘kiss’ in a ‘New Year’s Rockin’ Eve’ promo. When Taylor Swift writes a song about their breakup, she will aided by the fact that Ryan and cryin’ rhyme.
Saw this on a T-shirt: Commas can change everything! “Let’s eat Grandma.” Let’s eat, Grandma.”
I don’t care what they say, “online” dating is dangerous. I would NEVER try it without a net.
Funny, Will!
Pizza Hut in Britain is testing retina scanning technology with digital tablet menus to predict what you will be ordering. Of course it will conclude that I want the waitress with the biggest boobs.
Bet they don’t try this at Hooters.
Beauty is in the eye of the aureola.
Chinese submarines in the Indian Ocean. India must modernize their underwater fleet. First job, longer reeds to breathe through.
Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don’t know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.
Will, politicians are like socks. If you want them to work, you gotta clean them out every once in awhile.