New planets discovered. — 9 Comments

  1. Taylor Swift and Ryan Seacreast ‘kiss’ in a ‘New Year’s Rockin’ Eve’ promo. When Taylor Swift writes a song about their breakup, she will aided by the fact that Ryan and cryin’ rhyme.

  2. Pizza Hut in Britain is testing retina scanning technology with digital tablet menus to predict what you will be ordering. Of course it will conclude that I want the waitress with the biggest boobs.

    Bet they don’t try this at Hooters.

  3. Chinese submarines in the Indian Ocean. India must modernize their underwater fleet. First job, longer reeds to breathe through.

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