JERRY W says:
A Ferguson, Missouri Turkey shoot event was cancelled after the city police couldn’t guarantee security for it, they said the best they could do was take a shot at it.
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JERRY W says:
A Ferguson, Missouri Turkey shoot event was cancelled after the city police couldn’t guarantee security for it, they said the best they could do was take a shot at it.
The 2015 Mustang GT can do the 1/4 mile in 9.9 seconds. Which is especially handy if you live 1/4 mile from Taco Bell and are really, really hungry.
The city of Burien, Washington, has made offensive body odor illegal. A big stink has been raised by the city’s lone French resident.
The Ayam Cemani chicken of Indonesia has black feathers, a black beak, black skin and even black internal organs. They are often targeted by white chickens belonging to the Coop Clucks Clan.
A woman and her pig were booted off a D.C.-bound plane after passengers complained the pig was disruptive and stinky. Ironically, the next time swine will be allowed on a plane is when pigs fly.
A woman and her pig were booted off a D.C.-bound plane after passengers complained the pig was disruptive and stinky. It was also hogging the aisle space.
Gary,
Was the pig a problem because it was an EL-AL flight?
LOL, Jerry!
Did it have it’s own ticket or did someone have to piggyback?
Ha! Ha! TC!
My father was pretty harsh when I was young. One day he told me: “Don’t be a baby!” Well, Hell, I was just 4 months old at the time…
This just in…Old Farmer John was jailed today; it had something to do with a poke in a pig.
Geez, if I was sent to jail for every pig that I poked I’m not sure whose husband I’d be….
People say you’re a swine. I doubt you’ve even been to Germany!
Burger King employee discovered a backpack filled with $100,000 cash. Apparently, the backpack owner also planned to make a stop at Starbucks.
Making a Cuban sandwich with French bread is like dancing Salsa with your elderly aunt: not even enjoyable dead drunk. Or so I’ve heard.