WILL the THRILL says:
I live in a blended family. We are totally into spinning blades and mixed-up priorities.
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WILL the THRILL says:
I live in a blended family. We are totally into spinning blades and mixed-up priorities.
Former DC Mayor Marion Berry passed away last weekend. Little known fact about him: He had presidential aspirations. One time when asked about his drug use he said, “I did not have snort with that cocaine.”
“A bird in the hand” is actually a pretty messy thing. I’ll take the bush, thank you.
So Bill Cosby used roofies–how long are we going to hold that over his head?
Marion Barry has passed away. Cora Masters has lost a husband, Christopher Barry a father, and Rob Ford a role model.
My friend Shane absolutely loved her trip to Germany. People were constantly thanking her for things she had not even done…”Danke Schoen!”
NBC says rumors for a sequel to a TV show that starred Bill Cosby are untrue. There will not be an “I Spy-Spanish Fly” television series.
Fourteen women have accused Cosby of sexual abuse. Just two more and he’ll be an honorary Monsignor.
If an anvil fell on your foot, would you wait 20 year’s before yelling “OOOWWW?” That’s what seems kind of weird about the Bill Cosby allegations.
If an anvil fell on my foot, unless my mother was sitting next to me in the room “OOOWWW” is not exactly what I’d be saying, twenty years or otherwise.
How about: “FUXTABLE?”
Jonas Gray was a Patriot’s practice roster player.
The coaches hid him there knowing they had a real sleeper on their hands.
He had his breakout game vs Indianapolis rushing for 201 yds and scoring 4 TDs.
He then missed a team practice the following week by sleeping in, and was subsequently benched.
“I don’t always sleep in, but when I do, I make sure its to miss an important team meeting”.
He IS THE MOST Sleepiest Man in The World!
“Stay awake, my friends”.
A majority of voters in a recent poll think the Kentucky Wildcats would win a 7-game series vs. the Philadelphia 76ers. But could Kentucky beat a professional basketball team?
The decision is in. Let the riots commence. Bethany Mota got voted off DWTS.
The International Space Station officially has an espresso machine. There really are Starbucks everywhere.