My bologna has a first name… — 4 Comments

  1. Matthew McConaughey’s latest movie is over three hours long. It feels like it lasts “all night, all night, all night.”

  2. My wife is anorexic, my son is in jail for car theft, and I’m losing my hair. It’s what you might call a Lose-Lose-Lose situation.

  3. New York’s biggest subway station opened in Manhattan, the $1.4 billion Fulton Center. It’s so big, a thousand bums can urinate at the same time.

  4. A hero teen pulled a Philly cop from a burning police car. The super teen said he owed his bravery to intestinal fortitude, and Ecstasy.

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