WILL the THRILL says:
I’ve given up drinking tea. Being married 31 years has given me more than enough opportunities to look at an old bag.
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WILL the THRILL says:
I’ve given up drinking tea. Being married 31 years has given me more than enough opportunities to look at an old bag.
On the seventh floor of a building in Paris, there’s an 86-square-foot apartment. That seems tiny, but at least space was saved by not having a shower.
I’m off my Meds again. My wife hid the Cialis.
Staffers say President Obama doesn’t know the meaning of the word “quit.” Apparently, he’s not overly familiar with the words “consensus,” “strategy” or “leadership” either.
Looking to add a touch of class to her shopping plans, my wife keeps talking about “Ebony Monday.”
Apparently Oakland Raiders owner Mark Davis is considering moving the team to San Antonio. Responded the Spurs, “There goes the neighborhood.”
A 58-year-old man died at a New Jersey construction site when a tape measure fell on his head. That’s the bad news. The good news is the tape was a Craftsman, so the owner gets a new one for free.
NEW YORK CITY SURVIVES EBOLA! In one of the strangest cases in medical history a resident has immunized an entire city just with his lifestyle. The Center for Disease Control is sending that thing on Donald Trump’s head to West Africa.