BILL WILLIAMS says:
What’s the most asked question among University of North Carolina graduates today? – it’s “Do you want fries with that?”
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
What’s the most asked question among University of North Carolina graduates today? – it’s “Do you want fries with that?”
Pot is now legal in DC. And you thought Obama seemed uninterested and disengaged before.
Talked to a guy at the cafe this morning that said he had unprotected sex with a cashier at 7-11 last night. Says he’s hoping that he didn’t catch the Slurpee’s.
Mitch McConnell says he wants to work with the president. Yeah. The same way a 5 year old with a magnifying glass wants to work with ants.
I saw a woman with a sign that said WILL WORK FOR FOOD. Sad. If I ever get that desperate, I’ll steal some freaking food
The Discovery Channel plans to show a naturalist being eaten alive by a giant snake. A lawyer would have been chosen, but Discovery balked at showing cannibalism.