Thin and stylish, like me! — 16 Comments

  1. I hate Fall. It’s like Mother Nature turns into a Litter Bug. Dead leaves blowing around, trashy-looking bushes, the world basically gone to Hell.

  2. The American Mustache Institute announced it is accepting nominations for the International Mustache Hall of Fame. I nominate Ann Coulter.

  3. After searching through the kid’s Halloween basket for “safe” candy, I figure there’s enough “unsafe” candy for half a dozen good joints.

  4. Mike Tyson has a new cartoon series on a cable channel. It was a difficult sell, but he finally got a piece of someone’s ear at the network.

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