Keep your enemas closer. — 6 Comments

  1. Sources claim there is turbulence amongst the Seahawks. Apparently, QB Wilson has been called out as being not “black” enough and RB Marshawn Lynch is causing grief. Maybe if Lynch buys Wilson a bottle of shoe polish, everyone will get along.

  2. I like to fix things with duct tape. When I “repaired” my wife’s SUV mirror last week, she left me for a real mechanic. In every roll there is a silver lining.

  3. A Google worker tricked a woman into sending him naked photos claiming he was conducting a “breast perception study.” Wow, she’s a real boob.

  4. Despite an erosion in his popularity, supporters still stand behind Chris Christie–except after he’s eaten a plateful of baked beans.

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