Is it Academy Award time? — 11 Comments

  1. Is the Honey Boo Boo Show in jeopardy because Mama June is dating a convicted child molester? No problem say producers. *We’ll shoot him from the waste up.

  2. A doctor tested positive for the Ebola virus in New York City. He’s been isolated from the public–in a theater showing ‘The Best of Me.’

  3. I’ve given up drinking tea. Being married 31 years has given me more than enough opportunities to look at an old bag.

  4. WILL: Sweetie, what do you think I should be for Halloween this year?
    JILL: Why don’t you surprise me, and be a man?

  5. TLC has canceled “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” following allegations that “Mama June” is dating a convicted child molester. In her defense, in rural Georgia this is dating up.

  6. Dallas Cowboys Joseph Randle who was arrested for shoplifting underwear has scored a sponsorship deal with an underwear manufacturer. Not to be outdone, Florida based Publix Markets have inked Florida State QB Jameis Winston to a deal where he shows how to crack crab legs while wearing handcuffs.

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