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  1. An Illinois cemetery is attempting to draw potential customers by having actors portray some of the people buried there. The actors portray businessmen, community leaders, and people who have voted in the last dozen presidential elections.

  2. Not a good day if your name is Oscar. Oscar de la Renta has passed away. Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to jail. And there are rumors Oscar Mayer no longer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

  3. After his brief jail sentence, Oscar Pistorius is expected to join the cast of the hit ABC drama ‘How to Get Away with Murder.’

  4. Bill Gates bought Jenny Craig’s horse farm in Southern California. The good news is Bill’s daughter can go horseback riding whenever she wants. *The bad news is Jenny Craig will have to find a new meat source for her meals.

  5. Did you hear this? Some guy went around to fast food joints in St. Petersburg, Florida stealing bathroom fixtures. *He finally got caught trying to lift the knobs off a McDonald’s fry cook.

  6. Scientists think the plaque in your brain that causes Alzheimer’s can be cleared out by a good night’s sleep. So sleep is like an enema for your head.

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