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  1. New Kids on the Block recently got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Shouldn’t they change their name to Been Around the Block a Few Times?

  2. A study found that Presidential speeches have lowered in sophistication over time. In fact, many of George W. Bush’s speeches were just quotes from Dr. Suess.

  3. A passenger recently filmed a UFO hovering above a Carnival cruise ship. It turned out to be an Amazon drone delivering to the captain a book entitled “Piloting a Ship for Dummies.”

  4. A Scottish woman who experienced nose bleeds found a leech in her nose. It took doctors two hours to remove the lawyer.

  5. Nielsen Ratings Service confessed a technical error caused incorrect television data over the past several months. In reality, ISIS and Ebola are just summer replacements for Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

  6. Redskins owner Dan Snyder in an attempt to gain support for the name debate, sat with Navaho Chief Ben Skelly and his wife at the Phoenix game. Not to be outdone, new Buffalo owner Terry Pegula invited 20 guys named Bill into his private box yesterday.

  7. The Baltimore Orioles or Kansas City Royals were both in the World Series representing the American League around 30 years ago. The only reason Pete Rose remembers them is because he bet on them.

  8. University students in England are being encouraged to pee in the shower to save water. Aren’t they already saving water by not brushing their teeth?

  9. Vatican changes age-old policy and says gays have something to offer the Catholic Church. Good to hear they’re finally going to remodel.

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