TC in BC says:
A New York grocery store employee was caught stealing $1200 worth of meat that he stuffed down his pants. No word on how many trips he made, but a cashier caught him when she asked him if that was a sausage in his pocket or if he was just happy to see her.
Tiny horse walks into a Police Station…gets jailed for Arrested Development.
I guess as far as a sentences go, he didn’t have long to face.
I guess it is obvious I need to put my face in a feed bag before I comment again.
Taylor Swift quoted on the cover of People Magazine. “It would take an astonishing human being for me to even consider getting back in a relationship.” Well, either that or a bad case of writer’s block.