WILL the THRILL says:
Congratulations are in order! I just wrote a “killer” book about suicide…
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WILL the THRILL says:
Congratulations are in order! I just wrote a “killer” book about suicide…
After watching the t.v. show “Madam Secretary”, I’m thinking that if a young Hillary had looked like Téa Leoni, Chelsea would probably not have been an only child and today Monica could be found working Sunset Blvd. doing quickies at $20.00 a Chevy full.
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Hey jerry, I hear her cooking is so bad her husband has to beat his own meat
Tigers in the Post-Season! “Yawn,” wife says, “I remember when you were a tiger in bed.”
Mariam al-Mansour, that female Arab fighter pilot has the same goal as the terrorists she’s bombing. Virgins in Heaven. Only she plans to put some there.
George Clooney got married. To a lawyer! They vow to do everything together. On Sunday they’ll rest. Monday thru Wednesday, make movies. Thursday thru Saturday, chase ambulances.
FOX News reported, “Boobs On The Ground.” OK, who took Paula Dean’s bra?
GM has introduced a self driving Cadillac. Its software will control acceleration, braking and steering. The car also uses GPS technology to drive itself back to the dealer when GM recalls it.
Marriott is now leaving envelopes in rooms so that guests can leave tips for housekeepers; except in rooms that LeSean McCoy is staying in.
The design of the new Golden State Warriors arena is said to resemble a toilet.
When it rains, can the lid be closed?
ESPN has suspended Bill Simmons on the heels of disciplining another commentator Steve Smith for remarks on the Ray Rice scandal. Next they will go after Chris Berman for calling Jets receiver Chris “I’m Going to” Decker as one of his trademark nicknames.
Well done, TC!
A British employer was arrested for paying a worker only in tobacco, sweets, and beer. A job like that would attract 5K applicants in Kentucky.
Jennifer Lopez says she was rear-ended by a drunk Saturday. Drunk says there was no way to avoid hitting her big ass—car.
Good one Gary!