GARY BACHMAN says:
BREAKING: Ravens terminate Ray Rice’s contract. Ravens last word to Rice: “Nevermore”
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GARY BACHMAN says:
BREAKING: Ravens terminate Ray Rice’s contract. Ravens last word to Rice: “Nevermore”
Being married is like Chess. First you say “I Do” in front of the Bishop. Then you get Rooked by a Queen, who takes your Check, and kicks you out of your Castle, so you have to Pawn your stuff in order to move on with your life, which has gone to pieces.
Thanks for that one Will, it reminds me of the conversation I often have with my wife about me getting older:
“Once a King, always a king, but once a Knight is enough”.
Considering how well he’s done with his t.v. show “Two and a Half Men”, I’m surprised that Chuck Lorre didn’t call his latest program that has a grandmother, mother, and a very pregnant daughter “Two and a Half Moms”.
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Ah Will, your jokes are always a clit above the rest.
And Bill, we really enjoy you being the cunning linguist that you are.
My wife say I speak with forked tongue. Never hit spot.