GARY BACHMAN says:
Giant live millipedes were seized at a San Francisco airport. There’s a good chance this story has legs.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Giant live millipedes were seized at a San Francisco airport. There’s a good chance this story has legs.
Did you all see that brilliant light flash past the Earth Sunday night? Astronomers say it was an asteroid. I think it was Joan Rivers saying goodbye.
Nice, Bill!
I’ve found a way to get my shy wife to strip for me. Because she is obsessed with shopping, Sharon responds to my new approach: “Tonight only, take off 100%!”
Enjoy your funny posts, Will!
Atlanta Hawks plan to attract more white fans by adding a Starbucks concession and giving away a Prius to any fan who makes a half-court shot during halftime.
William and Kate are expecting their second child. The child will be fourth in line to the throne–just like the wait at a Taco Bell restroom.
Ha! Ha! You made me laugh. Thanks.
Thanks, Bill!
BREAKING: Ravens terminate Ray Rice’s contract. Ravens last word to Rice: “Nevermore”
The NFL was considering further disciplinary action against Ray Rice but the Ravens beat them to the punch.
I think of you every time I drive through Indiana, Gary! –Will
LOL, Will!
Feel bad for the SF software company Isis who had to change their name. Like the Aids Diet Candy people. Next on the list of doom: the Ebola exercise bike.
DEVO, punk-rock band from the 70’s is still going strong. Only now instead of “Whip It,” they’re “Puree it. Puree it good.”
Good one, Bill!