JANICE HOUGH says:
With all these naked pictures in the news is Paris Hilton suing Apple because they didn’t leak hers?
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JANICE HOUGH says:
With all these naked pictures in the news is Paris Hilton suing Apple because they didn’t leak hers?
Southern California is getting a break from the summer heat as low clouds drift in from the ocean, this dense cloud cover is often referred to as the marine layer, I always thought the “The Marine Layer” was a woman I met outside Camp Pendleton.
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The roof collapsed at a stadium in Viet Nam where a world class badminton tournament was in play, first reports indicates that neither of the people in the audience experienced serious injuries.
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Actually, they were not playing badminton — they were playing squash.
So, does that mean there was NO audience? By the way, welcome aboard the SS Minnow.
Denver Broncos receiver Wes Welker has been suspended four games after testing positive for amphetamines that were allegedly ingested when he was at the Kentucky Derby. The league did not test him for “Lasix” or “Bute”.
Tom Brady was also at this year’s Derby but said he didn’t even notice Welker, who was 6 ½ lengths behind him in the beer lineup.
Those 3 little words can really turn your day around: Summons To Appear.
New York times just reported that Joan Rivers has died, apparently if a you hear the doctors say they are going to induce a coma it’s all over.
R.I.P. Joan
Ever work with her jerry?
Sadly, no, never had the chance.
Present company excepted, very few people have really made laugh and two of them have died recently.
An so it goes….
A dog in New Jersey was able to turn on a stove which started a fire. Firefighters were able to rescue him before he transitioned from a hot dog to a crispy critter.
Story Arc of Joan comes to an end.
Joan Rivers to St. Peter, “You call that a gown! Robin Williams looked more girly in Mrs. Doubtfire.”
good one Bill.
Thank you. May your team win tonight.
An Indian woman was forced to marry a stray dog in a bizarre ceremony. Unfortunately, the dog cheated on the woman when he humped the maid of honor.